I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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