I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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