Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You dont lie about slip and slides
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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