fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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