Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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