It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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