I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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