Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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