dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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