fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Randomize
