just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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