My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
last night I used snow as a chaser
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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