The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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