On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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