Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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