when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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