I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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