Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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