Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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