I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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