i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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