Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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