I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she pinky promised me she was 18
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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