And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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