Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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