We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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