don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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