with your own penis?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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