Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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