i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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