Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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