I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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