a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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