Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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