I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
we're making bets on your personal life
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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