No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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