that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
whose parrot is this?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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