We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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