I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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