Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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