Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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