Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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