My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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