I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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