Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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