I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Randomize
