i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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