you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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