id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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