I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
well you can't waste a boner
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
