After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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