if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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